Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases

This was sent by a friend of my dad’s. Many are on point and make me laugh. It also makes me extremely grateful for the military men and women both now and in the past and in my family and in others who stuck out their lives for the rest of us Americans and our freedom. To them, I would like to extend my gratitude, and may God bless them for being courageous enough to don a uniform.

Anyways, enjoy these bumper sticker sayings! They’re quite good!


These have been around but not together and they are on point.


Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases :

When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine”
“Sniper:  You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”

“Machine Gunners: Accuracy By Volume”

“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”

” U.S. Marines:  Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”

” U.S. Air Force:  Travel Agents To Allah”

“The Marine Corps:  When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”

“Death Smiles At Everyone:  Marines Smile Back”

“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”

“Marines:  Providing Enemies of America an  Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775″

“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”

“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”

“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden.  It was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”

“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”

“One Shot, Twelve Kills: U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support “

“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”

“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy; Blessed Be The Peacemakers”

“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. The US military doesn’t have that problem.”


Add this one I saw in a town near a prison, “Rehabilitation through Reincarnation”.


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